Attention User:
Do not attempt to log out. Do not attempt to disconnect. You have been tagged by a Jackpriest.
The Inquisition will connect with you in 25 milliseconds.
Attempts to disconnect will not only be seen as a confession of heresy, but it may cause damage to your neurological system by severing the Purgatorytm setup program which is currently being installed.
God forgives those who confess their sins. The Cyberpope already forgives you.
May the Lord be with you.